Monday, November 26, 2012

'Tis the Season to be Demented

During the Christmas season, we all love the smell of freshly baked cookies and to spike our eggnog. We cherish our families and go out of our way to spend time with them. But we all know that the holidays are also a very stressful, expensive, and an inconvenient time of the year. Not to mention some poor workers at Walmart get trampled by Black Friday shoppers. We are suppose to rejoice in the celebration of the birth of our Lord and Savor, Jesus Christ, not shove each other for a $70 32" flat screen TV. So, instead of pulling out your hair, let some psycho music channel your need to scream out loud and put a little jig in your step! Here are some must have Christmas albums for all you mentally strange guys and dolls out there! Buy and enjoy!

Track Listings:
1. Reverend Horton Heat - We Three Kings
2. The Tabaltix - Don't Believe In Christmas
3. Los Gatos Locos - Father Christmas
4. The Coffin Draggers - Medley: Jingle Bell Rock / Jingle Bells 
5. The Curs - I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Clause
6. The Triggers - Christmas Without You
7. Bamboula - I'm Getting Pissed For Christmas
8. Dr. Bizarro's Victims - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
9. The Van Orsdels - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
10. Thee Merry Widows - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
11. Knock Galley West - Gunslingin' Santa
12. The Red Rippers - I'll Be Home For Christmas
13. The Kraneos - Run Rudolph Run
14. Asmodeus - Merry Christmas, Everybody
15. The Coffin Caddies - Halloween On Xmas
16. The God Damn Gallows - F*#k Christmas
17. The Vaudevilles - Shot My Baby For Christmas
18. The Load Levelers - Blue Christmas
19. The White Coffin Terror - Silent Night, Deadly Night

Track Listing:
1. "Frosty the Snowman" 
2."Santa Bring My Baby Back (To Me)" 
3. "Jingle Bells" 
4."Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" 
5."Silver Bells"
6."We Three Kings" 
7."Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy"
8."Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
9."Santa on the Roof"
10."What Child Is This" 
11."Pretty Paper"
12."Winter Wonderland" 
13."Run Rudolph Run"

                                          Track Listing:
                                           1. (It's Gonna Be A) Punk Rock Christmas - The Ravers
2. Silent Night - The Dickies
3. Hooray For Santa Claus Theme From 'Santa Claus.. - Sloppy Seconds
4. *uck Christmas - Fear
5. A Merry Christmas - The Greedies
6. There Ain't No Sanity Claus - The Damned
7. Homo Christmas - Pansy Division
8. It's Christmas - Boquet Of Veal
9. Merry Xmas Blues - The Celibate Rifles
10. Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight) - Ramones
11. Deck The Halls - Metal Mike, Alison And Julia
12. Feliz Navinada - El Vez
13. Run, Run Rudolph - Humpers
14. Daddy Drank Our Xmas Money - TVTV$
15. Here Comes Santa's Pussy - The Frogs
16. Christmas Christmas - Mojo Nixon
17. Mr. Grinch - D.I.
18. White Christmas - Stiff Little Fingers

Also Check Out This Amazing Book of Zombie Christmas Carols!

It's actually a "Children's Book", but still pretty wicked!

Merry Christmas You Politically Correct Simpletons!

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